Exam SMS

Warriors. Wakeup..
It's time 4 d battle!
Refill ur pens,
Clear d dust 4m ur txt books,
C ur syllabus & plan ur zones..
War begins in 17 days..!
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Exams are like girl friends
- too many questions
- difficult to understand
- more explanation is needed
- result is always fail! :d
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The probability of a topic
Coming in exam increases exponentially,
If one decides to leave the topic completely�.
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Xams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We dont care !!
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First line to write in exams:
All the answers written below
Are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
Is unintentional and purely accidental
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Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything�.
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.
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It takes
3 months for a writer
2 months for a doctor
1 month for a lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!
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If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
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A father asks peon: how are the studies in this college?
Where do i see my son in future?
Peon: the future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
Holdin d question paper in hand
N tellin ur self
Dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!
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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
& collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
Only exam days
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The law sayz,
If u can't convince someone, confuse them!
Do u know which law it is?
This is "law of answering in examination"...:-)
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7 things students do
During exams preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5-chat with friends
6- dream of touching books
&
7- ask others
Studied something?
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My nights are going sleepless,
My days are going useless.
So i asked god,
Is this love?
God replied,
No dear, exams is near
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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of icl n t20�
same rules should be applied in examz!
(1) Exams timing should be reduced to one hour.
(2) power play - no invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
(3) cheer leaders - to dance after every right answer written.
(4) strategic time-out - time for students for discussion.
(5) super over - chance for students to form their own question. :-)
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Cheating in exams is the best exercise
For your reflexes,
Your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
Even to the softest whispers to get what your
Seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
Search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
Faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
Your classmate to let him/her know
That you want to copy!
It's the best way to make urself healthy,
So rock on yoo cheaters!;-)
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3 sardar after exam
1st:yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
Main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: main bhi!
3rd:shit yaar, teacher samjhe
Gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
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Eq.1:
Study=dont fail
Eq.2:
Dont study=fail
Adding eq 1&2
Study+dont study=fail+dont fail
Taking common
Study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
Sol:study=fail.
Hence proved.;-)
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What is fear ? ?
Fear is�. That deep,
Wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
Just 1 day before exam.
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Congratulations!
Good news for karachi university students
Exams of uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
Www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
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Father to son:
If you don't pass your exams this time
Dont call me dad,
After some days��..
Father:how is your result?
Son:sorry bashir saab.
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A hot girl gets in professors cabin and says:
I'll do anything to pass!!
Prof: anything?
Girl: yes!
Prof: sure??
Girl: yes!
Prof: then prepare for u r exams
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To be a good professional,
Always start to study late for exams.
Because it teaches how to manage time
And tackle emergencies!!
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According to newton's 4th law for exams-
Every book will continue to be at rest
Or covered with dust
Until some
External or internal exam moves it!
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The most unfulfilled desire of all science students is�
A bomb should have fallen
Instead of
An apple on newton�:d
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
Grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
Give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May god suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
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As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Best of luck!
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Our parents hav many
Options for us like
Poison
Sleeping pill
Hanging by neck
Throwin from building
But i don't know why do they choose education
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All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
Be self equipped with facts and figures
To conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
~www.seyitext.blogspot.com

Tough paper
If in examination hall
During d exam
U feel tht d paper is tough,
Dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath
N say 2 urself
Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time
~www.seyitext.blogspot.com